Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.†— Fran Lebowitz, American journalist
Why do I insist on getting involved in one-night stands as opposed to dating? All the other authors out there have extensive techniques and tips on how to get a girl’s num- ber and how to ask them out on a date.
I don’t.
Whenever I get emails from guys asking me how to ask a girl out on a date I get frustrated because I have to re- write the same email I just sent off to another guy with the same question.
So, to automate some of my customer service, I have written my “One-night Stand†Manifesto. Basically it knocks dating. Dating is not bad or evil. I even date oc- casionally. I just don’t believe that it is the best way to
get gratuitous sex nor the fastest way to get laid with dif- ferent girls. Why? She was enjoying the conversation and your company. Why stop there? “Oh, because I want to invite her out for dinner on Thursday. I didn’t lose her; she’ll go out and later get down with me.â€
